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1:42

Aug 20th

188572

dumbkili:

I went on a journey of self discovery today

1:38

Aug 20th

454613

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

1:32

Aug 20th

133596

helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

2:23

Aug 9th

332712

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

2:10

Aug 9th

397006

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

2:07

Aug 9th

328474

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

0:15

Aug 4th

202012

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

(Source: boromirs)

0:15

Aug 4th

15
1. Last Halloween Brittney Melendez dressed up as Dora the Explorer and got so drunk that she stood on a chair and shouted, “How many shots has Dora had? Ocho! Dora tiene ocho shots!” Five minutes later, you were making out with drunk Dora in the living room. And in that moment for some reason I knew you had to be mine.
2. I totally watched Django Unchained without you over winter break even though I promised you I wouldn’t and then pretended to be watching it for the first time on our date. That was the only time I ever lied to you, which for me is a personal best.
3. I have never found you sexier than when you talk about German filmmakers, how you struggle to ice skate, or tell me that I am wrong.
4. I have reoccurring dreams about deep cleaning your apartment.
5. The first time that you told me I could not stay the night because you’re room mate might come home and see me, I should have left you. Not out of selfishness or anger, but because when you begin to rearrange your vocabulary for someone else, replacing words like unhealthy with compromise, you will begin to forget your own name.
6. You called me baby, like flicking on a light switch. Something quick and easy that you knew you could do to brighten up the room. But I am sick of sleeping with the lights on because you were afraid of the monster in your closet and I was afraid that it had already climbed into bed with us or that I had been the monster all along.
7. I told everyone how bad the sex was. Because it was.
8. I have thought about you during sex with other people.
9. I have never wanted someone to hurt and be happy so badly.
10. I told you I loved you. Last resort. I told you I loved you like a bomb shelter, something to hide in after the fall out, but we would always be hungrier than our rations would allow.
11. How do you tell someone that they taught you to look at a seed and see a flower? You are blooming in another man’s garden and I feel like i am the only one who got his hands dirty. When he bites into your roots, he will taste my rain water. When he strips you naked, he will pause between each article of clothing, stop and say how beautiful.
12. I’m sorry I have not yet forgotten how to find you beautiful. \
13. I’m trying.
14. For Valentine’s Day you got me an eggplant. I don’t really remember the significance, only that you covered the entire thing in silver sharpie so you could write little messages in black that wouldn’t show up on the purple when you could have written the messages in silver. When you gifted it to me, I didn’t even realize what it was because well, eggplants are purple. You covered up everything to try and be with me, and I no longer knew what I was.
Kevin Kantor- Honest Confessions on Letting Go (via sheis-me1010)
0:06

Aug 4th

471180

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

(Source: queen-angelina)

0:33

Jul 25th

161747

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

(Source: scaredpotter)

12:21

Jul 16th

115503

bestoftheread:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

That annihilated my spirit.

1:38

Jul 11th

105060

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

1:27

Jul 11th

66373
ladyraging:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

I think what is most telling is how absurd this scenario really is.

ladyraging:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

I think what is most telling is how absurd this scenario really is.

1:04

Jul 11th

289115
coolator:

azulah:

woah 2009 was a big year for bing

i’m laughing so hard

coolator:

azulah:

woah 2009 was a big year for bing

i’m laughing so hard

1:55

Jul 6th

307661

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies)